Goth Name

I recently did a Facebook "note." This is the new email forward. Anyway, it involves taking random facts and putting them together to form your new "names." One name is the color black plus the name of one of your pets. Naturally, I chose Duchess. So my Goth name is Black Duchess. Pretty cool, right? Well, it was really the only cool name out of the bunch. One person observed that my rock star name (Shadow Valley Estates) sounded more like a retirement home...