Tuesday, March 29, 2011

absurd headlines

Today the Washington Post had this headline and tag: "William and Kate to wed: William and his fiancee, Kate, are to be married." (punctuation mine)

Wow, what a great headline! I wonder if I could come up with headlines as great as that...

Four Teams prepare to play in the Final Four this weekend.
Rainy Forecast: Raleigh to experience rain this week.
Elizabeth Taylor's Death: Elizabeth Taylor recently passed away.
Radiation Leaks in Japan: Damaged Reactors leaking plutonium.

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