Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Boston, Day 3

Today we saw Harvard and the Fogg Museum at Harvard. It's a good thing, too, because the Fogg Museum is closing soon for five years for remodeling! After a huge lunch and dessert, we took the T back to our room for our siesta.
Refreshed, we went to Trinity Church and spent about an hour soaking in the beautiful murals and stained glass. Our next stop was to spend some time chatting in the Boston Public Library courtyard. Clearly, the Boston environment is affecting us because we came up with two brilliant million dollar ideas!
Dale's idea: The Steak & Potato Tini (copyright, 2008). This is a blend of potato-infused vodka and rendered beef fat. Frost the rim with butter and chives and garnish with a roast beef shaving. If roast beef is not available, use a stick of beef jerky. Yum!
Elaine's idea: The Bidet Zen Fountain Conversion Kit (copyright, 2008). Have a useless bidet in your home? Find the whole idea awkward, weird, or disgusting, but not sure how to get rid of it? Well, buy this brilliant conversion kit. A few simple steps and your bidet will become a Zen fountain of river stones and bubbling recycled water. Special lighting available in deluxe kit.

3 comments:

Kerry said...

And I just got rid of my bidet.

OR

And I just converted to vegan.

Anonymous said...

Such a nice blog. I hope you will create another post like this.

Anonymous said...

I almost want to buy a bidet so i can have that cool fountain in my bathroom!